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Parodies

Here you will see what kind of twisted things I have come up with.

I'll start with a transcript of the original Parody by the guys at Infocom.

THE CREATION

Infocom interactive fiction - a very old story
Copyright (c) 1985 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
THE CREATION is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Release 42 / Serial number 271828

Void
All is unformed and void; and darkness is upon the face of the deep.

>VERSION
This is the Authorized Version of King James.

>TIME
It is the beginning.

>WHO AM I
You are that you are.

>EXAMINE DARKNESS
You can't see the darkness without a light!

>LET THERE BE LIGHT
Okay, there is light.

>EXAMINE THE LIGHT
It is good.

>DIVIDE THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS
It is so.

>CALL THE LIGHT "DAY" THEN CALL THE DARKNESS "NIGHT"
Called.
Called.

>EXAMINE NIGHT AND DAY
night: There is evening.
day: There is morning.

>TIME
It is the first day.

>LET THERE BE A FIRMAMENT
Okay, there is a firmament.

>FIRMAMENT, DIVIDE THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS
[Which waters do you mean, the lower waters or the upper waters?]

>LOWER
[Which waters do you mean, the lower waters or the upper waters?]

>UPPER
It is so.

>CALL THE FIRMAMENT "HEAVEN"
Called.

>TIME
It is the second day.

>GATHER TOGETHER THE LOWER WATERS UNTO ONE PLACE
Gathered.

>LET THERE BE DRY LAND
It is so.

>CALL THE DRY LAND "EARTH" THEN CALL THE GATHERED WATERS "SEAS"
Called.
Called.

>EXAMINE ALL
It is good.

>EARTH, BRING FORTH GRASS AND HERB AND FRUIT TREE
grass: It is so.
herb: It is so.
fruit tree: It is so.

>EXAMINE ALL
It is good.

>TIME
It is the third day.

>MAKE TWO GREAT LIGHTS
Made.

>GREATER LIGHT, RULE THE DAY
Ruled.

>LESSER LIGHT, RULE THE NIGHT
Ruled.

>MAKE THE STARS ALSO
Made.

>SET BOTH LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT
Set.

>EXAMINE ALL
It is good.

>TIME
It is the fourth day.

>CREATE GREAT WHALES, AND ALL LIVING CREATURES IN THE WATERS, AND ALL WINGED
FOWL
whales: Made.
goldfish: Made.
sea horses: Made.
...
rocs: Made.
emus: Made.

>EXAMINE ALL
It is good.

>CREATURES, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND FILL THE WATERS IN THE SEAS
"Okay."

>TIME
It is the fifth day.

>MAKE THE BEAST OF THE EARTH AND CATTLE AND ALL CREEPING THINGS
beast: Made.
cattle: Made.
zebras: Made.
yaks: Made.
platypuses: Made.
...
cockroaches: Made.

>EXAMINE ALL
It is good.

>CREATE MAN AND WOMAN IN MY OWN IMAGE
man: Made.
woman: Made.

>BLESS THEM
Blessed.

>THEM, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT
"No problem."

>THEM, HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH AND THE FOWL AND ALL LIVING THINGS
"You got it."

>EXAMINE ALL
Behold, it is very good.

>TIME
It is the sixth day.

>REST
Time passes...

>TIME
It is the seventh day.

>BLESS THE SEVENTH DAY
Blessed.

>SANCTIFY IT
[Be specific: what object do you want to sanctify?]

>THE SEVENTH DAY
Sanctified.

>QUIT

Your score is 350 (total of 350 points), in 47 moves.
This gives you the rank of God.
Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): >Y
From the Masterpieces of Infocom CD-ROM.

Zork Parody Pictures

Please don't steal our pictures, We're just trying to have fun in the spirit of the games.

Let us start at the beginning for it is a good place to start as the beginning is usually where one would start something.  First, I'll exhibit the work(s) of my good friend CHARON.

It's a mixture of Zorak from the Talk show, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, now showing on Cartoon Network, and the Return to Zork box.

Originals of the Saint

Now, MY first try with Photoshop (Hopefully not the last!!)

My feelings if you mixed The Zork universe with a favorite cartoon of mine growing up...

hehe (If you didn't figure it out, it's a take off of G.I. Joe the old 70s/80s cartoon.

Do NOT say a word, I was tired, OK!?

I wonder who this mysterious 'Dork' is?  What did he do to catch the blame of "The Forbidden Cheat"

Well...just wait...

Well, someone had to make the Spork Reference

Yup, there's more than just me...

and, now, as a reflection of my current situation....

and of course...

The Zork logo and all references to the Games of Zorkian legacy are copyright by Activision and it's subsidiary, Infocom.
I don't work for them, although I wish I did.