Here you will see what kind of twisted things I have come up with.
I'll start with a transcript of the original Parody by the guys at Infocom.
Infocom interactive fiction - a very old story Copyright (c) 1985 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. THE CREATION is a trademark of Infocom, Inc. Release 42 / Serial number 271828 Void All is unformed and void; and darkness is upon the face of the deep. >VERSION This is the Authorized Version of King James. >TIME It is the beginning. >WHO AM I You are that you are. >EXAMINE DARKNESS You can't see the darkness without a light! >LET THERE BE LIGHT Okay, there is light. >EXAMINE THE LIGHT It is good. >DIVIDE THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS It is so. >CALL THE LIGHT "DAY" THEN CALL THE DARKNESS "NIGHT" Called. Called. >EXAMINE NIGHT AND DAY night: There is evening. day: There is morning. >TIME It is the first day. >LET THERE BE A FIRMAMENT Okay, there is a firmament. >FIRMAMENT, DIVIDE THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS [Which waters do you mean, the lower waters or the upper waters?] >LOWER [Which waters do you mean, the lower waters or the upper waters?] >UPPER It is so. >CALL THE FIRMAMENT "HEAVEN" Called. >TIME It is the second day. >GATHER TOGETHER THE LOWER WATERS UNTO ONE PLACE Gathered. >LET THERE BE DRY LAND It is so. >CALL THE DRY LAND "EARTH" THEN CALL THE GATHERED WATERS "SEAS" Called. Called. >EXAMINE ALL It is good. >EARTH, BRING FORTH GRASS AND HERB AND FRUIT TREE grass: It is so. herb: It is so. fruit tree: It is so. >EXAMINE ALL It is good. >TIME It is the third day. >MAKE TWO GREAT LIGHTS Made. >GREATER LIGHT, RULE THE DAY Ruled. >LESSER LIGHT, RULE THE NIGHT Ruled. >MAKE THE STARS ALSO Made. >SET BOTH LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT Set. >EXAMINE ALL It is good. >TIME It is the fourth day. >CREATE GREAT WHALES, AND ALL LIVING CREATURES IN THE WATERS, AND ALL WINGED FOWL whales: Made. goldfish: Made. sea horses: Made. ... rocs: Made. emus: Made. >EXAMINE ALL It is good. >CREATURES, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND FILL THE WATERS IN THE SEAS "Okay." >TIME It is the fifth day. >MAKE THE BEAST OF THE EARTH AND CATTLE AND ALL CREEPING THINGS beast: Made. cattle: Made. zebras: Made. yaks: Made. platypuses: Made. ... cockroaches: Made. >EXAMINE ALL It is good. >CREATE MAN AND WOMAN IN MY OWN IMAGE man: Made. woman: Made. >BLESS THEM Blessed. >THEM, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT "No problem." >THEM, HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH AND THE FOWL AND ALL LIVING THINGS "You got it." >EXAMINE ALL Behold, it is very good. >TIME It is the sixth day. >REST Time passes... >TIME It is the seventh day. >BLESS THE SEVENTH DAY Blessed. >SANCTIFY IT [Be specific: what object do you want to sanctify?] >THE SEVENTH DAY Sanctified. >QUIT Your score is 350 (total of 350 points), in 47 moves. This gives you the rank of God. Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): >Y From the Masterpieces of Infocom CD-ROM.
Let us start at the beginning for it is a good place to start as the beginning is usually where one would start something. First, I'll exhibit the work(s) of my good friend CHARON.
It's a mixture of Zorak from the Talk show, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, now showing on Cartoon Network, and the Return to Zork box.
Now, MY first try with Photoshop (Hopefully not the last!!)
My feelings if you mixed The Zork universe with a favorite cartoon of mine growing up...
hehe (If you didn't figure it out, it's a take off of G.I. Joe the old 70s/80s cartoon.
I wonder who this mysterious 'Dork' is? What did he do to catch the blame of "The Forbidden Cheat"
Well...just wait...
Well, someone had to make the Spork Reference
So if you've ever wondered where my name "Saint Ruckus" came from, it's the screen name I used back in 1997 when my friends and I would terrorize people in Age of Empires from our Computer Science lab at Loyola University in New Orleans. We were known then as the Ruckii Knights or Clan Ruckus. I was Saint of Clan Ruckus. This was referring to some of my friends and thier respective screen names. Yup, there's more than just me...
and, now, as a reflection of my current situation....
and of course...
